Eddie: Man, I don't have time to study. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, Harriette! There's a lot of bad pickup lines out there. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? Get me a cherry slurpy! Steve Urkel: By any chance, is that something you enjoy? Steve Urkel: All right! Carl Otis Winslow: Yep, Benjamin Banneker. I-I-I see. Eddie: I'm sorry, Steve. Steven Quincy Urkel: Gee, I don't know, the speedometer only goes to thirty. Carl Otis Winslow: He and Steve got busted for gambling. Steve Urkel: You know what, Laura? Laura Lee Winslow: What're you guys going to see at the dinner theater? And even then I knew it wasn't right. And you got LOUDER every time you made the Maitre D move us to another table. He opted ofr early retirement. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Stephan] Laura Winslow, you are the sun, the rain, and the wind that flowers my soul. 4 Mar. Laura: Dad, you're exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. I could hear him sobbing in his suspension chamber. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought. Originally slated to be a one-time-only character on the show, he broke out to be its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, no thanks, I went before I left. Harriette Winslow: [to Rachel] Believe me! I just caught her, that's all. Laura: [Long pause] Your looks. And you taught Cassie Lynn Nubbles, the posterchild for useless people, how to do things for herself. Wha? It helps to determine how much help you need. He's never used his! He acts like a gangster, gangsters hate cops. Carl: Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom? When is that party supposed to be. [Handing out] Menu, menu, menu, menu, menu. Steve Urkel: [Steve is suing Carl on the TV show Citizen's Court and Waldo has been called as a witness] Waldo, how did you feel about Pablo? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh honey, I hope they don't cheer too hard. Eddo. I will not give you a lock of my hair. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. At the airport he picked up 6 bags. Carl: Typical. It's to another restaurant. Alexandre Dumas was black. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: We took in $2,000 dad and we want you to have it. Steve Urkel: Oh, well, no problem-o. Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Steve Urkel: That's because you don't know what it's like being small. [runs upstairs]. Now, what you do on your own time is your business. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. Rachel Crawford: Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out? Steve Urkel: Really? Laura Lee Winslow: It was just a little practical joke. I'll grab my stuff and I'll be out of here tomorrow. Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? I can almost see what you had for lunch! Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel. Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? And I like the Red Sox. Steve Urkel: [to Carl] They actually give this guy bullets? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: The refrigerator. Especially this one, since Urkel breaks the fourth wall at the end. Carl: I just had the worst day of my entire life. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. Eddie Winslow: [at the frat party] Steve, why are you wearing a toga? Ouchith! [goes to the refrigerator] No root beer? And sometimes I was sorry I ever started the whole thing, but I didn't quit. You would win the gold. Laura: [as Steve walks he sobs and cries on Laura's shoulder] What's the matter baby, did you eat some bad cheese again? Judy Winslow: Brussels sprouts make me wanna puke. He created a machine that could cause items to grow in size. Stefan Urkelle: [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly] That's it, go home! Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Ooh, that's nice! 11 days ago. Easy Eddo. Come here. Laura Lee Winslow: What you did for me tonight was really special. He's a lawyer! Did I do that? Steve Urkel: Because, I love you love you love you! Harriette Winslow: So Oona how are things in Altoona? [faints]. Or was it yellow? Harriette Winslow: Oh no no no. I'm Stefan sweet thing. Steve Urkel: Thanks. [stares at the racist cop] Black. Steve Urkel: I will not be bullied! Carl and Eddie are also shocked too]. Laura: Not when the bomb is in the basement with you! Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? Chocum hi chip chok!". Steve Urkel: Oh great! Eddie has lied . Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: State your name. Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, The real Psycho Twins would have still been in the ring wrestling, If It wasn't for Your stupid sleepy juice. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts? Carl Otis Winslow: [after being frightened by Pablo, the stick bug] Did you see the size of that thing? Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I just feel so helpless! Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Eddo. All we had to do was drop some dead guy off at the graveyard. He just told you to get lost. Whoa, I'm being pushed back in! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [under laughing gas, laughing] I just realized, your name is Doctor Smiley. I wish I'd never done it. Carl: You know, bowling was a great idea. [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. Steve Urkel: [Steve is still wasted] Ooh the Durkel! Rachel Crawford: It's almost impossible to find a job these days. All the pins look like Laura! Does that about cover it? Harriette Winslow: Carl, you snuck into my card box and gave me a card that I already have. Urkel pronouns are the best. It meant a lot to me. Played by Jaleel White, Urkel joined "Family Matters" at the end of its first season, which one of his castmates says was a production decision that changed everything. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You all right, Mr.W, [he teaches Carl how to handshake in his neighborhood. Waldo: Hey, you don't have to like my cookin', but, please, don't call me names! The Nineties. Harriette Winslow: Is this your snowmobile? Carl: Rough. Laura Lee Winslow: Well that really bugs me. Carl Otis Winslow: Hello. A small gastronomic goof up. [leaves]. I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. Steven Quincy Urkel: Land sakes, woman. Bye! Steve Urkel: Of course. The nuptuals have developed a slight snafu. Well, he got it trapped in the rear door of a Buick and was dragged eight and a half blocks. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. You have the right to have an attorney present. Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn". [Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his Swiss Melody Chimes and Carl is furiously awaken by it. Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. [laughs]. Look, Steve. Now you sleep tighty-tighy with all your mighty-might. Eddie: Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends. Carl: Uh, just bring us burgers and fries. Harriette Winslow: Now let me get this straight. Steve Urkel: Sh-she touched me, Carl! Aunt Oona: Well not good, my kitchen exploded. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [nervous laughter] Great Wedding, huh dad. There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. Steve Urkel: Oh no! Harriette Winslow: Honey, that's not true. You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. Myrtle Urkel: Frankly my dear, I just don't give a damn. Steve Urkel: Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam. Laura: [grabbing his arm] Ooh! One Now, let's read it! He woke me up too. Carl Otis Winslow: I do not and keep your voice down the neighbors might hear you. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Steve Urkel: This page is in Korean. Waldo Geraldo Faldo, Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cheating? They're disgusting. Steve Urkel: Oh yeah, just last week, she actually telephoned me in the middle of the night. 1. Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette. Newsflash, Eddie! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, cool. You think I'm fat. Rachel Crawford: The balcony scene is next. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Aww that's cute. Steve Urkel: Oh, positive. It's just for the family Steve stop begging. It better be a dead relative in your excuse. Laura: She didn't need a hairstylist, she needs a fairy godmother! Chico! I almost went to the movies with Vicky Vanderfanny. I mean, you are very Laura: Let's just put it this way You have the perfect face for your head. A bee to a blossom. Laura: Steve, did you eat that moldy cheese? Rachel Crawford: It's okay, Steve. The hot chocolate will be ready soon. Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! We should put those pictures in the school paper. This semester we're Steven, you'd better get going. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Because, I already told him I do remember him. That's why here I have compiled the sexiest and smart pick up lines to use on guys to make them interested in you! Steve Urkel: Oh, please, Laura. Let eserviate on the bright side. Harriette Winslow: Carl, those are my personal and private thoughts. Steve Urkel: Hi Laura, my little sweet potata! Estelle Winslow: Carl! Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [Unstraps his gloves] Sir, not only have you harrassed and insulted me, but you have sullied the reputation of my lady love. Steven Quincy Urkel: But I'm going the recommended cruising speed for this vehicle Any more could be risky. I want more Punch! You need to get out more. The valet gave me a tip. Carl Otis Winslow: The guy who wrote The Three Musketeers? What bright side, Weasel? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Carl, Eddie: [after Carl gets shocked from the electrical current] STEVE! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [cracks a laugh but tries to stop] It's so sad. [the half nerd side of Carl goes into the anatomy of worms. Laura Lee Winslow: Grandma, you're not old. Steve Urkel: I've never tried out for athletics before and the equipment list says that every guy should wear a cup. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: He must've been dangerous. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh gee that'd scare me. Steve is clumsy and obsessive yet charismatic and likable. Larry Csonka: Yes, spread the word. Laura: What you did for me tonight was really special. [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. Harriette Winslow: [grabbing Carl's hair] Carl [Takes her hand away, looking at it before placing it on top of his head instead]. Take out the trash Edward, "Tomorrow Dad!" Harriette Winslow: What a miserable evening. Laura Lee Winslow: If you have to ask, pass. Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! Carl Otis Winslow: I do not care what other people think. The Its PurpL logo features the young mug of White as Steve Urkel, with his signature Coke-bottle spectacles and high-top fade haircut that blends into a purple haze riding above the floating. So, is it all right with you? [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the next name]. Instead of cool, it was set on Nerd. Now, I may have taken a sip of my mom's coffee, but I Chain: I'm talkin' about the other kind of wired! [sees the kids] Oh my Lord! Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, that kid is bad news. Inside this scrawny chest, there beats a heart. Carl Otis Winslow: [packing up the camping gear] Boy that was great, a family weekend in the wilderness. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I kept this ring in hopes that one day you would accept it. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I was steamed, I didn't want to do something I'll regret. Carl: Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. I won't be able to take you to the prom. Steve Urkel: Hey, I was following Eddie's instructions. Carl: [after kicking Steve out of the house] And don't you ever come back! Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby! Bushwhacker Luke: Me and me brother, we hate cops! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, so is Urkelbot! Maxine Johnson: Yeah and poor you, you gonna miss your prom. My doctor slapped the wrong end. To rob and murder? Actor Jaleel White remembers his starring role on the '90s hit sitcom "Family Matters." Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: All the way home, and the next day I cried all the way back to the library. Nobody threatens my woman! Carl Otis Winslow: [ordering in a coffee shop] Just a bearclaw and a coffee. Carl: Son, I am no neophyte when it comes to electronics. Carl Otis Winslow: Ohohoho and they are personal and private. He did for suspenders in the 1990s what Robin Williams' Mork from "Ork" did in the 1980s - he made them cool. He's fanning his hace with a plate as Eddie walks in]. Read the card, read the card. Steve Urkel: Oh, Gosh golly, Jeepers Creepers. Get down from there! Laura: Girl, have you ever seen the hair salon so crowded? Laura: Well, then not even in your dreams. Family Matters is an American sitcom series that originated on ABC from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997, before moving to CBS from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998. [Carl is appalled as he has a donut in his mouth], [Carl has just bought Harriette an exercise trampoline for her birthday. Steve Urkel: [shows up in the living room with his flowers from the cemetery] Hi Laura, these are for you. Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Get lost, Laura! Steve Urkel: Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time? But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. And, he's got something that he didn't have before. Carl: There is a guy on our couch who says I remember him, but I don't remember him. I'll teach that. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. No one's ever called you 'shrimp'. Calm down, easy. Stefan Urkelle: I'll have to buy new parts for the chamber. I never got an 'A' before. Don't nothing, never mind me, Carl. Cassie Lynn: Try me. Here is the updated version of every line of Urkel's famous: "I've fallen and I can't get up" line from the show Family Matters.Here are the episodes in orde. Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! It was your free safety. From 1989 to 1998 (via IMDb ), White . Harriette Winslow: Every time she stops, she starts all over again. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother, Steve? I'm Stefan sweet thing. Curtis: My whole family is flying out to Washington for the funeral, Laura: Can you wait a day, of course you can't. [Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. 12. r/Unexpected. Eddie: [chuckling] I know this one! [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press. Rise! [Carl has just gotten wind of Eddie's plans to have a flier party. Laura: Is it my imagination or is your voice lower? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [talking to Chondra in the bar about Maxine] Aww, yeah, she's a sweetheart but if she caught us in here together she'd rip off your arm and beat me with it. 2023. On the way to the Sizzle Club, I took a little detour to the precinct. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Steve as Stefan] Steve? Steve Urkel: [panicked] um perhaps you mean "biosphere"? I'll take this up later with the Lieutenant. Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family! Waldo, you may go now. Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. Laura: How long have we known each other? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Yeah, I went to sleep and Stevil made a guest appearance. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: The Snooze Juice. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [shocked] And he brought hooters! Steve Urkel: [singing] Fishing on Lake Wannamuk. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Was I ever! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? My parents play this with me all the time! He breaks something a beaker along the way]. Have you taken leave of your senses? Steve Urkel: Waldo, how could you do this to me? You may be my boss, but that does not give you the right to come into my home and be obnoxious to my husband and his friends.

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